So logic must be that because there are stressful things going on in a child’s life, you should balm the stress with BUYING SHIT!
Especially a puppy! Because puppies are really easy to take care of and solve problems!
I guess I’ve been doing parenting rong, y’all. Next time minisparks has serious stress, I’ll just go BUY HER STUFF!
Oh wait. I’m poor and can’t afford anything extra.
I guess I’m just ruining her life EVEN MOAR!
I remember going to the supermarket (the A&P! Ha!) and if I had been very, very good, SarhaHeartburn Sr. would buy me a Golden Book , because a book! was the best present ever. Jeezus. Was I a rube or what?