HEY TOM. STILL STUCK IN THAT BEAR TRAP, HUH? WHAT A TOTAL BUMMER. ME AND MIKE AND BRIAN ARE GOING TO GO TO THE RIVER AND FROLIC IN THE DEW AND STUFF. RUB OUR FUZZY NUBBINS ON SOME TREES. EAT ACORNS. THAT KIND OF THING.
I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU BUT … YOU KNOW … BEAR TRAP.
I FOUND SOME CORN YESTERDAY. I’LL BRING YOU A COUPLE EARS BEFORE I HEAD DOWN THERE. I HAVE SOME MAGAZINES TOO. REAL DIRTY DOE STUFF. IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH THEM THOUGH YOU’D BETTER KEEP MY NAME OUT OF IT.
EVERYBODY MISSES YOU AT SCHOOL. I HOPE WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET YOU OUT OF THAT THING BEFORE IT’S TIME TO MIGRATE.
At last. Found my metaphor for my ill health. Bear trap! I will make a template out of “We were going to X, but…..”.
But really folks, thanks for all the help. When you have free time, of course.
