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topherchris:

“Sub Kit,” you say?  “Layered for Easy Prep,” you say?  Think about it, people.  Never again will you have to manually layer the ham and turkey for your sub.
The Sandwich singularity is upon us.

So it’s just like Subway, without the annoying FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG jingle.
This goes beyond the “This is Why You’re Fat” blog. This is ” this is why America can’t wipe its own ass without a power tool”. Unnecessary products wrapped in too much packaging, and a population convinced that buying healthy, well-priced food and preparing it themselves, whether it be for breakfast, lunch or dinner, is beyond their tiny brain capacity.

inothernews:

topherchris:

“Sub Kit,” you say? “Layered for Easy Prep,” you say? Think about it, people. Never again will you have to manually layer the ham and turkey for your sub.

The Sandwich singularity is upon us.

So it’s just like Subway, without the annoying FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG jingle.

This goes beyond the “This is Why You’re Fat” blog. This is ” this is why America can’t wipe its own ass without a power tool”. Unnecessary products wrapped in too much packaging, and a population convinced that buying healthy, well-priced food and preparing it themselves, whether it be for breakfast, lunch or dinner, is beyond their tiny brain capacity.

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