December 2011
51 posts
pareene:
felixsalmon:
“During a meeting in Madrid in March 2008, Hurd walked Fisher to an ATM and showed her his checking account balance of more than $1 million to impress her, the document said.”
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Hurd Pursued Sex With Contractor Jodie Fisher While CEO of HP, Letter Says - Bloomberg
This is possibly the most bathetic thing I’ve seen all year.
Dude probably did this right before a really...
feastingonroadkill:
Fuck Xmas.
Boys and girls -...
feastingonroadkill:
The Cramps: ‘Let’s Get...
feastingonroadkill:
The festive sound of young...
Man On Cross Country Bike Tour Loses Cat Companion... →
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A 21-year-old who was bicycling across the county to raise money for animal shelters lost his traveling companion in Albuquerque recently.Ted Brady and his kitten Pikachu had been on a two-month bike journey to raise awareness and money for The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and local shelters.Pikachu went missing earlier this week. Read...
“You’re the WORST mommie in the world!”
– Cubs 1 & 2. Every day. (via wooliebear)
So next family movie evening, force them to watch “Mommie Dearest”. Then beat them with wire hangers.
Thinks that make me do math
misterhippity:
“The man, who was joined by nine friends at his table, also left a £10,000 tip on top of the £7,966 service charge on his bill for £71,000.60. The tip will be split between eight waitresses.”
10,000 + 7,966 / 18 * 1.5581 = $4,499.10 per waitress
Well, Shinola….how many goddam mints do you have to leave on the little tray with the bill when they tip like that?
So I wonder
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
What would be the legal ramifications of starting a website where you could sign up to buy Plan B for girls in need in your area?
YES!YES! THIS! THIS! I’ve been saying for years that everyone should keep some around just in case, and make sure that your friends and friends of friends and their little sisters etc. get in on the game. But your idea is 10X...
Woolie: Starting to panic →
wooliebear:
Tomorrow is cub 2’s 5th birthday. The tree isn’t up. I could maybe do it myself even with my back, I guess, if the old TV was out of the way. There is no way I can move that thing by myself, especially not with a pulled muscle. I have no presents for my sister in law and her husband and haven’t…
My dad would not permit any Christmas decorations before the afternoon of the...
App Makes Complaining About the Cabbie Who... →
peterfeld:
bestrooftalkever:
This is very helpful since when I curse the cabbie who won’t take me to Brooklyn I always forget to get their name, medallion number, or really any other helpful information.
Better idea: argue for a fairer pricing structure that doesn’t obligate hard-working drivers who operate on a thin, diminishing margin (thanks to rising gas prices not offset by fare...
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Fuck feelings.
Can I adopt you? Fuck a fucka doodle feelings, indeed.
ceedling:
I’m Blue | The Shangri-Las
Me too....
yank: kelsium: I’m steadily becoming the kind of... →
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
kelsium:
I’m steadily becoming the kind of person who likes to listen to opera on NPR while she runs errands on weekends.
It takes all the stress out of errand running AND it’s educational! You can successfully chat about opera at a party and impress a hot billionaire!
I will always thank…
My aunt practically hog-tied me and forced me to watch Leonard...
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The title of Brittney's comeback hit. Thanks,...
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
All I need right now is someone to hold me as I get really drunk and cry as the Flyers suck.
