It’s almost October, which means it’s about time you find yourself a word that rhymes with the “Oc-” or “Oct-” part. It’s prime time to rhyme, everybody. Here are some options to whet your crappetites:
- Bach. Bachtober can be either a month-long celebration of the classical musician Johann Sebastian or Skid Row Sebastian. Depends whether you suck or not (now’s when you’re like, “Wait, which one is ‘suck’ and which one is ‘not’?” I don’t know either, to be honest.)
- Glock. That’s your thumb-and-forefinger / Nintendo / water glock, please.
- Sober. Sobertober? I don’t know, you don’t really want that.
I’ve planted the seed; it’s up to you to make one yours.
SOCKTOBER. Because, sadly, it’s now too cold for my footsies to go commando.