Trouble?
SarahHeartburn
“So I got my heart broken recently…and I wrote this song and it saved me….”
…and I’m just scavenger in the cold
all I can do is wish you welll
outside the bonfires of hell.
Honey, you hurt me bad this time.
Just one thing before I go
You are the sweetest man I know.
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Sam and Dave: ‘Soul Man’
Because life is too short to go to bed. And I feast on the cultural outputs of Lacontessa, Sarah Heartburn, Mogadonia, Lilyna, Mabel, Brssndn, Woolie, Number Six, Linda Boucher, Awaywiththefairies, DawnOwar, Crowth, Bossa, Clingtomymouth, Marychrist, Poobah, etc, etc… (a million, million apologies to anyone not on this list - you’re all awesome)
Aw fuck. I’m really have to imbibe that curmudgeonly virus again tomorrow. Wonder if there’s any BNP meetings I can crash?
Feasty! I just saw it was your birthday and I missed it. So, half an hour late for your time zone but all the best, anyways. Love ya. You’ll always be ‘the biggest prick I’ve tumbled across’. :) x
Mabel, any holiday you grace witrh your presence last 2 or 4 days more.. I promise.
A FEW LAST WORDS ON THIS (“DONT LET’S START”): one of the greatest songs of all time because it inclues these lines: “NO ONE IN THE WORLD EVER GETS WHAT THEY WANT AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. EVERYBODY DIES FRUSTRATED AND SAD AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. ” AND SO IT GOES.
oh, and thanks to the Johns (Flansburgh and Lidell)or, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.
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Sam and Dave: ‘Soul Man’
Because life is too short to go to bed. And I feast on the cultural outputs of Lacontessa, Sarah Heartburn, Mogadonia, Lilyna, Mabel, Brssndn, Woolie, Number Six, Linda Boucher, Awaywiththefairies, DawnOwar, Crowth, Bossa, Clingtomymouth, Marychrist, Poobah, etc, etc… (a million, million apologies to anyone not on this list - you’re all awesome)
Aw fuck. I’m really have to imbibe that curmudgeonly virus again tomorrow. Wonder if there’s any BNP meetings I can crash?
Oh, Roadkill pal, have you any idea of the nonsese that they have to spew in buzness biznezzes?You have the great fortune to be able to say “……uh…so…in honor of Alice LIddelll………whose great aunt by her second cousin lived 28.5 km down the road..we are going to dedicate this ….uh——arts centre in the name of…”
OK. Generic pattern. Will that save ou 5 minutes this year?
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Sam and Dave: ‘Soul Man’
Because life is too short to go to bed. And I feast on the cultural outputs of Lacontessa, Sarah Heartburn, Mogadonia, Lilyna, Mabel, Brssndn, Woolie, Number Six, Linda Boucher, Awaywiththefairies, DawnOwar, Crowth, Bossa, Clingtomymouth, Marychrist, Poobah, etc, etc… (a million, million apologies to anyone not on this list - you’re all awesome)
Aw fuck. I’m really have to imbibe that curmudgeonly virus again tomorrow. Wonder if there’s any BNP meetings I can crash?
OOOOK. SOUL.MAN.
Imagine Little SarahH, in her catholic school uniform, dragging herself out of bed on a cold wet NYC morningaround 6:45 Stumbling out of the bathroom (not enough water pressure for the whole family to shower in the morning and of course Dad gets first dibs: but not to worry: Sam and Dave are here to save us
To our very own darling Feasting on Roadkill….
…. Happy Birthday, and thank you for all the wonderful music, thought provoking posts and fantabulous comic strips….
….. my Tumblr dashboard wouldn’t be the same without you.
Lxxx
A Linda Boucher original. Just when you think your day can’t get any better.
I may never be curmudgeonly again….
Mr. Sr. Roadkill has truly been blessed. What…..depth.
Hey P. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Love it,Linda.
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The Exploited: “Sex and Violence”
Friend Of The Stars story time: Mr Feastingonroadkill once had the term ‘cunt’ shouted out at him by Wattie, the much loved lead singer of this band, one morning whilst going to a meeting in Birmingham. Probably for the heinous crime of wearing a tie. Was also impressed by Wattie’s chosen fashion accessory, the can of Special Brew. Always a treat at 8:30 am.
Oh, I once got called “white trash” by a co-worker who was central american from millionaire parents and who objected to my lack of what he saw as conventional femininity. Uh, I don’t share my lipstick with my gay friends? Go figure . I can’t.
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The Exploited: “Sex and Violence”
Friend Of The Stars story time: Mr Feastingonroadkill once had the term ‘cunt’ shouted out at him by Wattie, the much loved lead singer of this band, one morning whilst going to a meeting in Birmingham. Probably for the heinous crime of wearing a tie. Was also impressed by Wattie’s chosen fashion accessory, the can of Special Brew. Always a treat at 8:30 am.
Ah, yes, the joy of being celebretized for wearing the wrong garment. Women experience this often in subtle ways (“uh, LACE hose? On a wednesday? for what?” Etc. When the braindead have nothing better to do than latch onto your…sox….hair…jacket…body hair or the lack of it…
“Of the more than 6,400 people surveyed, 53.2 said ‘Transfer of Palestinians to another Arab country’ when asked, ‘What’s the best solution for the Arab-Israeli conflict?’”
You can’t really ‘like’ this - just note it with horror.
Plus the fact that it just took the verb “…transfer..” back to a very nasty place. Shuuuuuder…..
Another part of Mr. Roadkill’s birthday card Just because - every time I hear this song I realize it is one of the best of all time. And one of the best for us expats…..
Eeegads. I had never heard this before. And I hate to admit it, but I like it better than Dionne’s version.
A noisy bit of Billy Bragg. But just as loveable.
Note the appalling Keith Allen (father of the appalling Lily) as Mr Bragg’s roadie. Almost as bad as those events in London Mr Feastingonroadkill sometimes goes to, where he catches sight of people, now in high positions, who he is sure used to go to the same meetings as him back in the 1980’s which used to end in raucous songs and much raising of clenched fists and collections ‘for the miners’. Long time ago comrades, eh?
Now, take a deep breath dear. It happens to the best of us.BTW Lilly wasn’ that bad on her first album (though those us us USers were mostly unaware of her idiotic MySpace shenanigans. . However, now that’s she’s gone Chanel…..
